ass

n. donkey; stupid person, asshole (Slang); buttocks (Vulgar Slang)

Ass may refer to: The most common phonological and spelling variation of arse in American English, a word for the anus or for the buttocksAss, from Old English assa, ultimately from Latin asinus, is the older word for donkey.Wild ass may mean the wild donkey, or it may mean its wild relative the onager, also known as a "half ass" -another animal of the horse genus.Figuratively, a buffoon (fool, idiot, clown). The ass (donkey) typified clumsiness and stupidity since ancient times; asshead dates to 1550, to make an ass of oneself to 1590 - this has been conflated with "arse"."Asses" is also the (English and Latin) plural of the as, a Roman weight and unit of money.Abbreviation of assinatura, Portuguese for "sign(ature)".In Old Norse mythology, an Áss is one of the Æsir.Ass is the local name of the Italian commune of Asso.Ass is the title of a 1973 album by the band Badfinger. The acronym ASS stands for:ASS (gene), a human gene that encodes for the enzyme argininosuccinate synthetase.ASS (car), made in France from 1919 to 1920.After school special (TV program).American Science and Surplus, a seller of surplus and educational goods, many of which are odd, amusing, and/or useful.Alness (National Rail code: ASS), a railway station in the United Kingdom ; ; .The German generic term for Aspirin (short for Acetylsalicylsäure, acetylsalicylic acid), comparable to the term ASA in some English-speaking countries.Advanced SubStation Alpha, a subtitles format.Asshole (game), a card game also known as Ass.Angle-Side-Side, a faulty proof of congruency of two triangles (also called SSA).American Sociological Association, known as the American Sociological Society until 1959.Austrian Social Service, an Austrian non-profit organization.African sleeping sickness.
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In Old Norse, the Æsir (singular Ás, feminine Ásynja, feminine plural Ásynjur, Anglo-Saxon Ós, from Proto-Germanic *Ansuz) are the principal gods of the pantheon of Norse mythology. They include many of the major figures, such as Odin, Frigg, Thor, Baldr and Tyr. A second clan of gods, the Vanir, is also mentioned in the Norse mythos: the god Njord and his children, Freyr and Freyja, are the most prominent Vanir gods who join the Æsir as hostages after a war between Æsir and Vanir. The Vanir appear to have mainly been connected with cultivation and fertility and the Æsir were connected with power and war.
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Noun
1. the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on; "he deserves a good kick in the butt"; "are you going to sit on your fanny and do nothing?"
(synonym) buttocks, nates, arse, butt, backside, bum, buns, can, fundament, hindquarters, hind end, keister, posterior, prat, rear, rear end, rump, stern, seat, tail, tail end, tooshie, tush, bottom, behind, derriere, fanny
(hypernym) body part
(part-holonym) torso, trunk, body
2. a pompous fool
(hypernym) fool, sap, saphead, muggins, tomfool
3. hardy and sure-footed animal smaller and with longer ears than the horse
(hypernym) equine, equid
(hyponym) domestic ass, donkey, Equus asinus
(member-holonym) Equus, genus Equus
4. slang terms for sexual intercourse
(synonym) fuck, fucking, screw, screwing, nooky, nookie, piece of ass, piece of tail, roll in the hay, shag, shtup
(hypernym) sexual intercourse, intercourse, sex act, copulation, coitus, coition, sexual congress, congress, sexual relation, relation, carnal knowledge
(classification) obscenity, vulgarism, dirty word

n. ace, expert; champion; (Cards) playing card with the A on it; (Tennis) unreturned serve

v. eat, consume food

(n.)
A quadruped of the genus Equus (E. asinus), smaller than the horse, and having a peculiarly harsh bray and long ears. The tame or domestic ass is patient, slow, and sure-footed, and has become the type of obstinacy and stupidity. There are several species of wild asses which are swift-footed.
  

(n.)
A dull, heavy, stupid fellow; a dolt.