LightSpeed Healing(TM)

Combination of "healing" methods promoted in 1996 by Eli Langner. Apparently, it was a purported means of dissolving "clouds" ("negative experiences") that obscure one's spirit. LightSpeed Healing's postulate was that rapid healing accompanies such dissolution. In an email message to Jack Raso dated June 29, 1999, Mr. Langner stated:

 I never meant to defraud anyone! I was under the belief that I really could heal people, simply by laying my hands on them. I very soon discovered that this was not the case (because I was ineffective) and immediately stopped engaging in such practices. If that sounds a little nutty--well, maybe it was, but I swear to you I'm a sane individual (who used to have a nutty belief).
All told, I had no more than 3 clients. I never made any medical claims--I was attempting to heal their "spirits" (as it were), not their physical bodies. Alas, the "healing" effect may have been no more than a temporary warm, fuzzy feeling, generated by one human being merely paying attention to another. I genuinely wanted to help people, not swindle them--and I was very disappointed when I realized that the "New Age skills" I had "developed" were no more than wishful thinking on my part. I soon stopped advertising (which was also ineffective, by the way) and just gave up the whole thing. I haven't done this sort of thing in years....