Elaine Vassal
Profession: Secretary at Cage/Fish Associates
Currently with: No one
Likes: To butt into everyones business
Dislikes: Snappish people
Number of inventions she's patented: Two (Facebra, Customized condoms)
Jane Krakowski plays the busybody of the firm. She is Ally's secretary and often sticks her nose in places where it doesn't belong. She prefers to be the center of attention and uses big words so people see her as a wordsmith. She does Christmas carols every year and likes to sing whenever given chance. Although she shows her outgoing side most of the time, on the inside she is fraught with loneliness.
Vassalism: "Snappish."
Most Embarassing Moment: Being accused by her family that she stole the facebra invention from her cousin.